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Mr. Enlargement needs our Help!

by Orion on July 21st, 2010

Thought I’d share this most recent comment from one of my more frequent readers, Mr. P.  Enlargement. Mr. Enlargement comments frequently on my various posts, but until now, they haven’t made it past my moderation, as they are usually shameless plugs for his latest contraption, pills, lotions etc.

Well now it seems he’s got himself into a small pickle, and if I don’t pass on his message his captors will make short work of him.  And so, if this helps lengthen his life in any way, or perhaps get him out of the big trouble he finds himself in, here is his post (with some minor editing):

HELP! I’m currently being held prisoner by the Russian mafia xyzrxyz <a href=”*****” rel=”nofollow”>***** enlargement<a> xyzrxyz and being forced to post spam comments on blogs! If you don’t approve this they will kill me. xyzrxyz <a href=”*****” rel=”nofollow”>***** enlargement<a> xyzrxyz They’re coming back now. Please send help!
To make a long story short, if any of you loyal readers would mind lending Mr. Enlargement a hand before his captors come, it would be much appreciated!

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  1. Can’t say that I identify with this guy. If he was so stupid as to involve himself with the Russian mafia, he deserves his fate.

    Personally, I like the Sicilians. They’re ambidexterous, and use alot of olive oil.

  2. Orion permalink

    Interesting. I wonder if there’s a correlation between ambidexterity and the use of olive oil. I suppose it may depend on the particular use and/or application of the oil…

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